Wishing You Lots Of Hap-Penis This Christmas Card
$8.95
Tax included.
What You Get:
- Plantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)
- Novelty fortune
- Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie
- Hand-finished pearl details (yep, we did that :)
- Bespoke colourful envelope
- Printed on 100% PEFC-Certified paper
- Made with heart and hand in Australia
- 140mm x 140mm when folded
Most Christmas cards feature snowflakes, reindeer, or that one family photo where everyone's wearing matching pyjamas. This one features a dozen watercolour willies wearing Santa hats, tinsel, and festive bows. It's the Christmas card nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs.
This funny Christmas card celebrates penises in all their festive glory—different shapes, sizes, skin tones, and holiday accessories. Some have holly. Some have baubles. One's definitely been hitting the eggnog. They're all here to wish someone lots of hap-penis this Christmas, and honestly, they're spreading more cheer than your office Secret Santa ever could.
Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with the kind of attention to anatomical detail that suggests she's done her research. Extensive research. We didn't ask questions, but we're impressed.
The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies (ahem, pardon the pun), and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside.
For the friend who makes Christmas actually fun. Who laughs at inappropriate jokes over lunch. Who won't display this on the mantelpiece when their in-laws visit, but will absolutely keep it in their drawer and show everyone at work.
Perfect for: Funny Christmas cards, cheeky holiday cards, adult Christmas cards, cards for friends with humour, or anyone who deserves lots of hap-penis this festive season.