Happy Anniversary You Lucky Bastard Card
$8.95
Tax included.
By Papernest
What You Get:
- Plantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)
- Novelty fortune
- Fun anniversary insert
- Bespoke colourful envelope
- Printed on 100% PEFC-Certified paper
- Made with heart and hand in Australia
- Pairs perfectly with the matching magnet
- 140mm x 140mm when folded
Let's be honest: you remember which way they like the dishwasher loaded. You pretend their terrible jokes are funny. You've mastered the art of nodding along to stories you've heard seventeen times.
You're basically a saint. And your partner? One lucky bastard.
But here's the plot twist: you found each other in a world of terrible dating apps and questionable life choices. Against all odds, you both swiped right on something real. So yeah, they're lucky. But so are you.
This funny anniversary card is for couples who aren't afraid to point out the obvious. Who know that real love includes doing the small stuff and occasionally taking credit for it. Who understand that "you lucky bastard" is just the funnier way of saying "we both won here."
The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, there's a surprise novelty fortune for laughs, and the fun anniversary insert becomes something they'll actually keep.
Perfect for: Funny anniversary cards, couples who keep it real, relationships built on humour and truth, or anyone who knows they're one lucky bastard too.