Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Card
$8.95
Tax included.
What You Get:
- Plantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)
- Novelty fortune
- "Deck the halls not your family" Christmas conversation insert
- Hand-finished with gems
- Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie
- Bespoke colourful envelope
- Printed on 100% PEFC-Certified paper
- Made with heart and hand in Australia
- 140mm x 140mm when folded
Christmas cards are usually all snowflakes and reindeer. This one's got watercolour boobs wearing festive nipple tassels. Because why should Christmas be boring?
This funny Christmas card celebrates boobs in all their magnificent glory, in all shapes and sizes, decked out for the holidays with tinsel, holly, stars, and a healthy dose of humour. It's for the friend who makes Christmas actually fun. Who gets your jokes. Who knows that the best part of the holidays is the people, not the perfect Instagram tablescape.
Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with gorgeous watercolour detail and hand-finished with sparkly gems by actual humans (not robots), because your favourite person deserves a bit of sparkle.
The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, there's a cheeky novelty fortune, and the "Deck the halls not your family" Christmas conversation insert will get everyone laughing around the table.
For the friend who's absolutely the tits, even at Christmas.
Perfect for: Funny Christmas cards, best friend Christmas cards, cheeky holiday cards, empowering cards for women, or anyone who makes the holidays better just by being themselves.