Tits Your Birthday Card
$8.95
Tax included.
By Papernest
What You Get:
- Plantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)
- Novelty fortune
- Hand-finished with gems
- Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie
- Bespoke colourful envelope
- Printed on 100% PEFC-Certified paper
- Made with heart and hand in Australia
- 140mm x 140mm when folded
Birthdays deserve better than generic cards with cupcakes and balloons. They deserve watercolour boobs wearing nipple tassels.
This funny birthday card celebrates boobs in all their magnificent glory, in all shapes and sizes. It's for the friend who makes life better just by existing. Who shows up. Who gets it. Who deserves a birthday card that's as brilliant and unapologetic as they are.
Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with gorgeous watercolour detail and hand-finished with sparkly gems by actual humans (not robots), because your favourite person deserves a bit of sparkle on their birthday.
Other birthday cards are predictable. This one says "tits your birthday" with style, humour, and a whole lot of personality. The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside for extra laughs.
For the friend who's absolutely the tits.
Perfect for: Funny birthday cards, best friend birthday cards, cards for women, empowering birthday cards, or anyone who deserves to know they're the tits.