Have A Willy Great Birthday Card
$8.95
Tax included.
By Papernest
What You Get:
- Plantable seed paper confetti (grows Swan River Daisies)
- Novelty fortune
- Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie
- Hand-finished pearl details (yes, we really did that:)
- Bespoke colourful envelope
- Printed on 100% PEFC-Certified paper
- Made with heart and hand in Australia
- 140mm x 140mm when folded
Ninety-nine percent of birthday cards feature cupcakes, balloons, or generic "hope your day is special" messages. This one features a dozen watercolour willies wearing party hats. We're not saying it's better. We're just saying it's more memorable.
This funny birthday card celebrates penises in all their magnificent diversity—different shapes, sizes, skin tones, and party hat styles. Some are circumcised. Some aren't. All are here to party. It's like the most inclusive birthday celebration ever, except everyone's a dick. In the best possible way.
Illustrated by Tamsin Ainslie with the kind of attention to detail that makes you wonder how many reference photos were involved (we didn't ask). The plantable seed paper confetti grows into Swan River Daisies, and there's a cheeky novelty fortune tucked inside.
For the friend who appreciates a good pun, a great penis joke, and the fact that you actually put thought into their card instead of panic-buying the cheapest one at Kmart five minutes before the party.
Perfect for: Funny birthday cards, cheeky birthday cards, cards for friends with humour, adult birthday cards, or anyone who deserves a willy great birthday.